#24132 I'm a dude and Halloween is my favorite holiday. What should I dress up as this year?

#24131 Hey, maybe the men's basketball team will good this year!! #thereishope Maybe they won't be horny ass holes too!! (ok... Maybe that's too much hope.)

#24130 I have this new motto. Its called I DONT GIVE A FUCK. You got something negative and stupid to say, especially regarding me, you can shove a sock down your throat and live in the basement of Romney you evil sandwich!

#24129 the girl with purple hair at bucket night.....marry me please???

#24128
I wish I could just tell all the girls attracted to me that I'm the reason nothing happens. My lack of interest or effort is due to reasons leading to them hurting both of us. I always though it was due to my belief that women are equal to men in there right to tell someone they like them but very few are brave enough! The world would be a much better place if you walked up to the person always on your mind and tell them that.

#24127 This person knows what they want out of life, and they're chasing after it.

#24126 The first week of classes, when form is nonexistent in the gym. Don't be ashamed to go down in weight. Everyone starts somewhere. Also, be appreciative of those more experienced willing to give you a couple of pointers. Happy lifting!

#24125 So now that Late Night Bites is cancelled at Harrison, will we be getting partially reimbursed for the money we paid for it? I'm guessing not.