#24140 Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

#24139 Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

#24138 Did you just sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.

#24137 If you held 11 roses up to a mirror what would you see?

The 12 most beautiful things on Earth.

#24136 Hey baby, is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be.

#24135 Dear people who go to Harrison to eat:

Please do not put your silverware on the conveyor belt (or leave them on your plates) when you put your dishes away. Instead, please put them in the little chute that says silverware directly to the right of said conveyor belt like the sign says. Thank you.

-Your friendly neighborhood dishwasher

#24134 Dear freshmen, please shower! No one wants to sit next to a dirty stinky freshman who knows everything already!

#24133 I watch tons of anime and no one knows about it (and I don't want them to)