#24172 i figure somewhere between using tinder and fetlife I'll hopefully get laid.

#24171 I really like reading the books at the library that students/faculty suggest, because they're usually pretty good (and different to what I would ordinarily choose). I just wish I could figure out who is suggesting each book, so that I could focus on reading the ones from those who suggested the books I loved (someone suggested Hyperbole & a Half, good on you!)

#24170 Who else is ready to #stand with rand?

#24169 To the curly haired cashier at the coop with the best smile in the world, the mornings I stop in and youre working make going to a desk job tolerable. Drink sometime?

#24168 Seriously though, its about time someone said how damn attractive that guy who works at the procrastinator is.

#24167 Post the worst meme in your collection here.

#24166 Hey (you know who you are):
Thanks for lying to me for 2.5 years about how you never cheated with me on that one girl. That was one girl being the girl that chose her stripping career in Vegas over you. That one girl being the one your friends admitted to you banging while you were dating me, when you told me you hadn't for 2.5 years.. Oy vey, don't tell everyone how much you love your stripper girlfriend's nipple rings when they are my friends too! you are simply dumb, and silly, and have bigger boobs than me- which queef in your terrible sex. WHEN YOUR BOOBS CAUSE THE QUEEF INSTEAD OF MINE ITS A PROBLEM.

#24165 Seriously though, take a shower.