Tuesday, 08 September 2015 05:48 PM
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#24252 Yeeeaaahhh... I'm not tipping a delivery driver who smokes in the car on the way to deliver my food. If you can't afford to live without tips, maybe you should quit smoking - but thanks for the ashtray pizza, Lungtar McCancerface.
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 05:11 PM
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#24251 College...
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 04:59 PM
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#24250 I kissed a girl, and I liked it.
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 04:49 PM
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#24249 Dear Hippies,
If at any point during tricep extensions, you go airborne, you're doing it wrong and should ask for help.
-Everyone else at the gym
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 03:44 PM
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#24248 Do girls not like the way the top of their heads look? Because every picture I see they cut off the top of their heads so they show off more of their busts.
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 03:42 PM
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#24247 The hardest part of my day is remembering where I parked my car.
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 03:12 PM
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#24246 Weeaboos are fucking insane.
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 02:50 PM
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#24245 Whoever is on the 6th floor of South Hedges shining their stupid laser pointer at Roskie through our window has to stop. We don't want to respond, but I'll be waiting. I will freaking perch on my desk and wait. I will get you back!