#24372 I hate it when I'm sitting on the shitter and my dick touches the porcelain or the water. Cold and gross.

#24371 To all the people who have not chosen a bike, longboard, etc. We are suppose to yield to you, not the other way around. Nine times out of ten we see you and have chosen a route around you before you even see us. This means that when you freak out and jump to the side you are increasing the likelihood of us hitting you because we were already aiming for that spot to avoid you. Don't jump out of our way, we've already beat you to the punch.

#24370 Opinions on lower back tattoos.

#24369 I just got in a relationship with my boyfriend about a month ago.. He's super clingy and wants to be with me every free minute of the day that I have and I don't know what to do. He's already talking about marriage.. To serious for this girl.. Come on though, I have never met a guy this clingy.

#24364 I'm in neurophysiology. The professor has awful englidh. I only catch every few words. I need this class. I don't know what to do

#24363 I shit you not. I seen a fucking panther walking by the Interstate Monday.

#24362 Oh great, it's time for Humans vs. Zombies again where we can all be vicariously embarrassed at a bunch of manchildren running playing make-believe.

#24361 That Cody guy from FedEx smells AMAZING. (sorry Ody) ;)