#24377 The office= failing school

#24376 I was eating out a girl the other night and she queefed and shit in my left eye.

#24375 Drinking 40's in the laundry room of your apartment and smoking cigarettes while listening to American Idiot. College life has officially been defined.

#24384 Who is the short-haired girl in the SUB doing voter registration?

She's gorgeous!

#24374 Do you ever get annoy because you can't look into your own eyes?

#24373 I've been told I'm to nice and that is why several girls were not interested in me after being fairly open about being interested. Unless there is some girl out there who can explain this to me I'm calling bullshit. What's so damn hard about being honest that your feelings changed and why? I mean come on give a guy a chance to figure out how to fix what we are doing wrong.

#24383 Honestly, joining alpha omicron pi has been one of the worst decisions I have made since coming to college. They force you to live on a house where you have to sleep in tight quarters with 30-40 other girls, the girls are cliquey, and the house is run in such a strict manner that you can't do anything without getting fined. I was an idiot for staying so long. I was bullied and made to feel worthless. Hopefully this saves anyone from thinking of joining such a house.

#24382 I hate to do this on here but I can't think of any other way of finding you... You were standing in line behind me at Pet Smart on Saturday night and there was a family in front of us with a tiny gray kitten and it made you giggle. I was wearing a polo shirt and turned around when you laughed. You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I almost asked if you wanted to go out for a drink but didn't have the balls. I wish I had. If you read this, like this comment. I would love to get to know you.