Gabrielle (sp) I met you at the spire, I hope you read this I introduced myself in the bouldering room but I didn't get to talk to you as much as I would have liked to! If you feel the same like or comment so I can take you out on a nice date!

I will start saving all receipts for all coffee drinks I order.

SO the road construction is right by my house and there are signs everywhere... all down the street saying road closed but people still insist on driving all the way to the end and using my driveway as a turn around. I don't mind it all that much it's just when you have people partying (drinking, driving, blasting music) on a weekday night that when I get annoyed. Come on people, have some damn courtesy

Well, it took a lot of courage asking her out today, only to find out she wasn't single.

Here's my thought: If you're pudgy, that's fine (I'm not exactly thin myself) but if you're like 500 pounds I'm gonna tell you to get your ass to the gym or get liposuction or something because that shit will kill you if you don't do something. It's not hate, it's genuine concern.

Taco Montes, where have you been all my life?!

I wish i had the money to afford plastic surgery. Then i could finally be attractive enough to get a date with a girl i like.

Netflix and chill? I'm more of a Mac n cheese and nap type of person.