#149 Secretary of Education Arne Duncan in the NBA all-star game was the best thing to happen to the American educational system since the invention of the No. 2 pencil. Now I want to become an educator too!

#148 Study abroad friends- while you were gone, i moved on. I had to cope. You all left me, and I had to cope. I made new friends, I adjusted to having a significant amount more alone time. I have become very ok being by myself. Please do not come back and pretend like you can re-insert yourselves into my life without making some sort of apology, or at least acknowledgment, that you left me utterly alone when you all went abroad the same semester. I will not be there as much as I was before you left, I do not want to hang out as much as you seem to want. While you were off galavanting, I was here, coping. Please try to understand why I don't want to see you as much as you want to see me.

#147 I was very proud of the fact that on Valentine's Day, I masturbated exactly the same amount I do on regular days.

#146 "My dick is like an airplane, it gives girls orgasms."

oh yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83l-tSvp9Jk

#145 There is a United Nations essay contest that asks respondents "what is global citizenship?" Global citizenship is drinking a Starbucks latte while riding in a Japanese car on your way to a French airport so an American-built airplane can take you to South Africa. Boom.

#144 As a senior, it feels strange to see PFs, alone and in hordes, to be exploring campus, knowing that I will not be here if/when they enroll next fall..

#143 I'm bisexual, and falling for my friend. I don't know whether I should tell him. It may mess up our friendship, but it's just so hard to keep it a secret.

#142 I am so ashamed of the way i grew up and that I had any privilege whatsoever that I don't want my friends to meet my parents. I am so ashamed that I am not on work study. I am so fucking ashamed.