#655 Half in the Bag, fuck movies

#654 The Red Wedding was the worst dinner party since Lando Calrissian sold out Han Solo in Cloud City.

#653 The organizers of scot ball really screwed up. I'm an athlete and I resent them for it... Way to go even further to make people at Mac hate athletics. Seriously... To say you're going to put it on the events calendar and in the piper at the saac meeting and then not... Wow. One of the few fun Mac events is ruined because of you.

#652 Girls are so hot. White girls, black girls, Asian girls.

#651 I got my friend drunk so she would confess this to me: when she was in kindergarten, she ate play-doh.

#650 My mom got me "Lean In" for my birthday after I declared my math major. I plan on ceremoniously burning it in my dorm room.

#649 Why do the fucking athletes need the police at their dance? Can they not stop at Beyonce?!

#648 if u r going to come to my room, week after week to drink my alcohol...u should maybe think about contributing $