#774 those hegemonicle signs make me hate this place a little less

#774 I was in the bathroom on the second floor of the library, relieving myself, passing the time with some 2048. A 2 became a 4, and then an 8, and then a 16. I have been getting pretty good, but I haven't completed the game, so I wasn't expecting anything special. But as time went on, the number in the top corner kept going up until finally, as I felt my heart almost burst out from my chest, I did it. I got the 2048 tille! I was ecstatic. As I sat on that toilet, celebrating my personal victory, the lights in the bathroom went out. Frustrated, I waved my arms around in an attempt to trip the motion censor. Nothing. A little more irritated, but not defeated, I stood and flailed my hands over the stall door, but to no avail. I could feel my elation dissipating. Angrily, I yanked up my pants, half zipped them, opened the door and stumbled out of the stall. I took a few steps forward, dreading the idea that someone would enter the bathroom and see that I had been in there long enough for the light to go out. Instead, my knee smashed into the corner of the weird protruding section of the wall. Cringing in agony, I clenched my knee as the light went on. I stumbled back into the stall. The pain filled my existence, but despite it all, I couldn't help but grin. I had beaten 2048!

#774 PLEASE post this--it's too ridiculous not to! Today when I was studying on the second floor of the CC, the Cafe Mac workers were, as usual, putting peanut butter into the little plastic cartons. The dour looking older woman who works at cafe mac was doing this as well. All of a sudden, I heard her say: Listen to my African drumming music!! She proceeded to start drumming on the bulk tins of peanut butter, and then started to "sing"-ah-ya-ya-ya-ya in this creepy disembodied voice! I am scarred for life. somebody help me.

#774 Say what you will about traditional gender roles, at least everyone knew it was the guy's job to man the fuck up and ask a girl out. Now we all just awkwardly glance at each other.

#774 Today I broke open a fortune cookie, ate the cookie part, and threw away the fortune without reading it. I am officially dead inside.

#774 I'm getting fucking tired of this gender thing. You are who you are regardless of how you identify. Fuck the system!

If I had a gender identity, nothing about me would change. When you identify as a gender that doesn't correspond to a sex, you're saying that a man or woman has to act/look/be a certain way because they were born with certain genes, and somehow you're different. FUCK YOU.
When I was little people thought I was a girl because I had long hair. I never got into sports and I wasn't aggressive or competitive, so it was never hard for me to identify as a girl. But I have male genitalia. So would that make me trans-MTF?
NO. BECAUSE HOW I ACT DOESN'T MAKE ME A MAN. MY PENIS MAKES ME A MAN.
Your system of "non-binary" genders reinforces gender roles. STOP BEING A PART OF THE PROBLEM.

When you say you "don't feel like a woman" that's saying that a man has to think a certain way or live a certain lifestyle. I understand that society views men who wear dresses and act feminine as weird or gay, but they are the problem and by conforming to their demands you are simply adding gasoline to the fire.

I don't care if you're cis-trans-fluid-pan-whatever the fuck you are. You're you and no words will ever be able to confine you.

#773 That feel when you missed out on all that prime teen pussy :(

#773 I cannot understand why affirmative action has ever seemed fair, unbiased, or justified. Yes, I am a privileged, white male.