#776 Sometimes, I am so happy with my life. I never understood what happiness was about before being here for a while. Thank you to everyone that makes Macalester such an inspiring, thought provoking, challenging, and beautiful place to be.

#776 PSA: if someone gets shit for you at the liquor store the polite thing to do is tip them

#776 I clogged the Dupre 4 toilet. To be honest I'm proud of it. It's no small feat.

#776 Today I had a panic attack, but instead of crying or collapsing or any of that other stuff I just stood there and finished my cigarette while people walked past me. I was too anxious about people thinking I was insane to let myself break down, so I just put my cigarette out and quietly walked inside to sit down so I didn't faint. No one noticed anything.

#776 The Flash-gasm today in Cafe Mac inspired me to go back and watch that scene from When Harry Met Sally... And then I realized that when I orgasm, I sound almost exactly like Meg Ryan does in that deli. So, I've subconsciously based all my climaxes off a movie from the '80s, but I'm like oddly okay with it.

#775 Sometimes I stick my D-key in the unlocked outside doors of GDD. Sometimes I look around to see if anyone saw my mishap. Sometimes someone sees me.

And sometimes I proceed to cram my entire body into my SPO so I can mail myself to Stupid Town (2115 Summit Ave, St Paul, MN 55105)where nobody will judge my lack of wit.

#774 Hi everyone,

I lost my pocket plannar in OLRI. I believe I left it in OLRI 350 after my class on Tuesday. I have been trying to look for it, but it is nowhere to be found. Its color is green. It is really important to me.

If you see it anywhere, please please please, SPO it to me a 1247. Thanks!!! I hope it can find a way home... :'(

#774 Sometimes I feel so sad.