#860 When you're small and have big boobs it's like "whoa! Big boobs."

#859 I've never had a bad time at a party, unless it was a bad party.

#858 I'm not picky about my toilet paper as long as I can wipe my ass. Ya know?

#857 Hmmm. So I want to post something transphobic, but don't have the fortitude to fully formulate my shitty opinions and examine my own oppressive tendencies.
I know! I'll post a comic or meme that completely misconstrues the actual, basic humanity-seeking opinions of trans people. Strawman arguments are completely valid, right??? Take that, SJWs!!!

#856 I don't owe losing weight to anyone. The things I do, the things I believe, do not hinge on avoidance to lose weight.
You define my personality by my weight and in the same breathe deny the oppression fat people experience.

#855 I'm in a verbally and emotionally abusive relationship.
It wasn't always this bad, but it has been for almost a year.
Tomorrow, I'm going to get help.

#854 I'm dreading the onset of cold weather because when I can't leave my windows open, I can't hide the semen smell from my constant masturbation.

#853 I only know what cis means because of Organic Chemistry. When and why did we stop saying same...