#868 Check out this graph about diversity in U.S. colleges. We're doing alright.
https://i.imgur.com/MVBlHT8.jpg

#867 You won't admit to yourself how much your manipulation played into making things the way they are now. Alcoholism is a disease, but drunk driving is still a crime. I wish people would apply that thinking to you.

#866 When campus events start 15 minutes late, it takes all my strength not to just leave.

#865 Sometimes, you look like a jerk for defending yourself. But, I can still sleep at night. Reasons /=/ excuses.

#864 when I have a runny nose instead of getting a tissue I just grab something from my laundry basket to blow my nose in

#863 Is this the school in St. Paul, MN? Just wanna make sure I am at the right place....

#862 Do not ruin this riddle if you already know the answer.

A young boy and his father are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene. The boy is transported to the hospital, taken immediately into surgery... but the surgeon steps out of the operating room and says, "I can't operate on this boy - he is my son!"

The question: Who is the surgeon?

#861 To whichever guy took a shit in the Dupre 5 bathroom and didn't flush, you're a terrible person.