#883 I was thinking the other day about Mr. Magoo. An old white gentleman who walks through life, blithely ignorant to the mass destruction he causes on a daily basis; as well as being unaware of how the world bends over backwards to protect him. I then thought about how we desperately need a new catch-all-phrase for "Check Your Privilege™", as it has become more of a joke rather than a call for introspection. Thus I am officially launching the campaign to change "Check Your Privilege™" to "Check Your Magoo™" for all of your privilege checking needs.

#882 I'm glad to see the administration taking a stand against smokers and tobacco on campus. In 2015, all smoking will be banned on campus. And in the Fall 2015 semester, all smokers will be shot on sight.

#881 Am I the only person who, every time I see the the Syrian/Kurdish town of Kobani in the news, think Chobani yogurt is under assault by ISIS?

#880 If going to Mac has had any effect on me, it's that it's made me really hate activists. I've learned to love watching them get beaten by cops in the streets. I hope many of you will go on to provide that sort of entertainment for me.

#879 this page should be changed from mac confessions to "mac students anonymously posting about social and political issues". like does nobody get laid here and have funny sex stories and shit?

#878 I'm glad the administration moved the border wall. If you can't think of reasons why some border control is necessary, you're really lacking some critical thinking skills. It's kind of an embarrassment to the college.

#877 PTSD makes attending class, being in public, even getting out of bed almost impossible. I have had panic attacks that lasted for hours. But you choose to joke about it. No wonder people on this campus are afraid to speak up about mental illness.

#876 I am so tired of rich people.