#892 Every time I hear MPR talk about ISIS, all I can think about is Archer.

#891 I genuinely like to smell my own farts. It comforts me. I'm a girl. I love the fact that people think those two things are completely opposed. Not that smelling ones' own farts isn't weird enough without a gender. in any case, dutch ovens are my forever inadmissable vice.

#890 When my girlfriend/future wife sends me pictures of wedding dresses, I don't know whether I actually find the dress nice looking or if I find the women in the dresses nice looking

#889 I am a freshman and I wanted to know if it is weird that I don't quite have friends just yet? I have aquaintances, but not friends and I often feel lonely. I have not bonded much with my floormates and in general do not know how to make friends.

#888 Am I the only person who, every time I see the militant group Khorasan in the news, think Coruscant from Star Wars is involved in war?

#887 JUST LET ME GO TO BED WITH A NICE '77 CHEVROLET AND I WILL BE SATISFIED FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS

#886 I FUCKED A CAR

#884 I study at the University of St. Thomas, but for any students here...well, my fantasy is that a girl (or group) of girls will barge into the study room that I am studying in on 4th floor of the UST library and begin to flirt with me and then bring me to the girls dorm where I can sniff their butts (It would be nice to be forced to...but I enjoy it)