#900 Mac's ban on tobacco is just further penalizing those who would choose a little happiness today over long-run longevity. In the increasingly politicized and codified environment that the world is becoming (and Mac students are helping to build, I might add), I think the trade that smokers make is not unwise at all. Life is pointless and we're all going to die. Might as well beat the system a little by fucking with our brain chemicals.

#899 But actually, what is up with the new cookies? Has anyone else noticed how they're not as good? They make me SAD.

#898 Coming from someone who doesn't have depression, any tips out there on how I can help a long distance friend who does suffer from it?

#897 *eats in cafe mac* *shits brains out 30 min later in single stall gender neutral bathroom*

#896 I'm selling my hamster and I feel really guilty about it!!! I bought the hamster after succumbing to my unnecessary desires and now I am a slave to my guilt!

#895 I have decided to shut myself down which means I will be in touch with anyone as least as possible. I hope they don't question me. But if they do, I hope they know that sometimes having no friends like this and feel alone is better than having friends and feel lonely.

#894 There are some reaaalll fine queer ladies on this campus, hot damn, holler at a sister over here.

#893 The original "Kagins: Worth it?" article from the Mac Weekly was utter BS.