#916 Why is it such a big deal that the fucking hipsters have to walk a little bit off campus to continue their disgusting habit?

#915 Sometimes I fell like Jekyll and Hyde. Furthermore, having fun isn't hard if you've got a library card.

#914 As a person who is fairly conservative, I believe that at Macalester my opinions, if voiced, will be drowned in a sea of hate, and myself pummeled with persecution.

#913 As a person who identifies fairly conservative, I feel that at Macalester my opinions, if voiced, will be drowned in a sea of hate, and myself pummeled with persection.

#912 As much as I love public transit systems and know how important and useful they are, every time I am on a metro or bus, I think, "man, this sucks."

#911 I have a butt pimple.

#910 I am tired of my confessions not actually making it onto this page. What the hell is it for if i cant actually confess to anything? Im pretty sure the North Korean government does less censorship. Sorry if I dare to criticize this school but you snowflakes need to learn...

#909 M&Ms > Skittles