#1355 Sometimes I just sit back in my chair after reading some Foucault and Kant, and think to myself, "Shake that ass for a real hitta".

#1354 The Carribeans did an excellent job DJing the north side of midnight breakfast. The Americans on the south side could not compete.

#1353 There is literally no reason for you to be having an angry, aggressive, explicit Skype session in the Link during finals. Absolutely no excuses. Can we please have one space on this campus where people can be quiet without having to be locked in an individual room?

#1352 I will marry the first person who can tell me exactly what is being said in the song Lifestyle by Rich Gang

#1351 Will pay someone to run over me with their bike so I am not physically able to finish my exams

#1350 I despise when people tell me I look tired... You think I don't know???? Why do I need a constant reminder!!!! Fuck you guys!!!!

#1349 Shout out to GDD 113 for being called out on how loud they are and for living the unhealthiest lifestyle out there

#1348 It's times like finals week where I feel like it would be better to be born in a hunter gatherer society. Over the 20 years of my life I've come to realize that life is really all about eating, sleeping, fucking, fighting and having fun. Screw 9-5 desk jobs, paying bills, and stress