#1363 i think that the frisbee team is the riffraff of campus

#1362 If you think about it, poop is the Sparknotes of everything you eat.

#1361 I'm trying to get over a boy but it isn't working, and I really just want to kiss someone passionately right now. Where can I find a cute stranger who wants to do this?

#1360 I have tally marks on my hand for every time I've tried to hurt myself or have hurt myself.

#1359 In these dark times, with finals looming in the distance, remember what a wise man once said. "C's get degrees."

#1358 is it me or does tattoo culture only apply to skinny/fit people? Like I’ve never seen a photo of a curvy/fat person’s tattoo where people were like “OMG LOOK AT THIS SO BEAUTIFUL”. It seriously holds me back from getting a tattoo even though I want one; I don't think it will look beautiful on me.

#1357 Why are older guys always with younger women and not the other way around? I have yet to hear of a senior girl dating a freshman guy.

#1356 Whoops, wrong Jonas picture