Sunday, 04 January 2015 08:14 PM
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#1499 I think I'm ready to graduate.
Sunday, 04 January 2015 07:39 PM
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#1498 I like a couple of Nickelback's songs. Not all of them, but a few.
Sunday, 04 January 2015 05:21 PM
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#1497 My roommate is a light sleeper so I've perfected the art of silent masterbation :D ........at least I really hope so.
Sunday, 04 January 2015 04:11 PM
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#1496 I'm gay, afraid to come out, and in love with my best friend from home who I will never have. Life's perfect
Saturday, 03 January 2015 11:23 PM
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#1495 I farted and it smelled like weed.
Saturday, 03 January 2015 04:32 PM
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#1494 your dick is too big. that is the real reason i am done with this
Saturday, 03 January 2015 04:24 PM
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#1493 Sometimes I feel like people shower me with roses, but never ask my favorite flower. "They're dandelions, actually." And I wonder, "when will someone decide to pick that dandelion in a garden full of roses?"
Saturday, 03 January 2015 03:41 PM
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#1492 If you meet someone unlike anyone else, a weirdo who smiles at little things, a lamb with dragon claws, never let her go. If you let her go, her story won't be yours, her eyes will smile past you, and all her eccentricities won't be yours to cherish.