#1507 Anyone else way behind on their honors thesis?

#1506 I should've asked santa to give me an ice cream bar everyday at cafe mac so that I can get away from the crap they call food.

#1505 If you raped someone you shouldn't be able to sleep at night. No sir, you're scum, and deserve a penalty. Rape apologists can also suck it. It's hard watching friends suffer through an event like that. I cant imagine the emotional trauma they must carry everyday. Rape survivors are heroes and they need to know it.

#1504 I confess that I need multiple back and breast massages. Pronto.

#1503 I feel greatly offended by the song "CoCo" because I feel like O.T. Genesis stole my swag and charm. I am indeed the original lover of the "Coco." Not the cocaine, but the "Chocolate" with a capital C. You heard me right.

#1502 Someone take me to the candy shop cause Im cravin some sweet thaaanngs

#1501 it must feel good to be on the o, q, x, y, or z section on the dean's list. if i were you people i'd feel like one in a million. congrats to all who made it!

#1500 I have a question for black people on the whole black lives matter issue. Do you think anything's actually being done? There have been numerous protests and everything which is great but do believe that race relations are actually going to change despite these police shootings? I feel like people are going to go back to forgetting about it and pretending like nothing happened if they haven't already.