#1731 Just a thirsty female looking for some d

#1730 I've literally never worn flip flops in the shower

#1729 I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

#1728 I take dumps in the All-Gender bathrooms because they usually smell better than the Men's rooms.

#1727 I wanna name my kid 'sweaty'....possibly after his dad.

#1726 rapists = sick fucks

#1725 I'm so tired of women who slut-shame other women for what they wear especially when it looks terrific on them. Like good god. Insecurity much?

#1724 That TV outside of the Japanese tutors' office that's perpetually on seems like a massive waste of electricity and of a TV. Why the hell is it even a thing?