Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:06 AM
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#1739 As a dude, love the all gender bathrooms. No more waiting for the one stall that is always occupied whenever I have diarrhea.
Wednesday, 25 February 2015 08:08 PM
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#1738 I would post to Mac Dix, but it would be too obvious.
Wednesday, 25 February 2015 07:59 PM
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#1737 to my booty call buddy: ask me out on a date you might be surprised by the answer
Wednesday, 25 February 2015 07:56 PM
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#1736 I've started writing extra books to Harry Potter. I cry whenever I think about how that huge part of my childhood is gone.
Wednesday, 25 February 2015 07:41 PM
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#1735 This is super embarrassing, but worth a shot. I'm hella pale right now, and i kinda want to get a spray tan before spring break so i can not be a ghost. Anybody want to accompany me/ make sure I don't make an idiot of myself by turning into an oompa loompa?
Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:51 PM
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#1734 When I go fishing for catches, I'm always a master baiter.
Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:44 PM
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#1733 Macalester: where the hottest girls turn out to have girlfriends, and knowing even if they were straight they wouldn't go for me, despite the 60/40 ratio.
Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:15 PM
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#1732 I really want to be able to see all of my bones again.