#1992 I love how that confession about study abroad and drinking plays perfectly into the huge issues with the shitty drinking culture we have here on campus, and also around study abroad. Study abroad should not be about drinking and partying everywhere, all the time, and I think it's so sad that people even joke about that shit. Wow. Enjoy yourselves!

#1991 I mean, the frisbee team is a frat if you remember than frat bros are often entitled, cocky douchebags, and the mac frisbee team has a huge concentration of people like that. especially compared to the rest of the campus, too. Guess what? I don't think you're cool. Nobody cares about your little t-shirts and parties. This is Macalester. Get. A. Life.

#1990 The only reason I get individual testing rooms is so I can jerk off half way into my exam. Tests stress me out. One time I accidentally came on my test and had to tell my professor it was water from my camelback.

#1989 Let's talk about something new, different, crazy, clever, dull, wonderful. Doesn't matter, but let's talk about something else as much as possible.

#1988 Study abroad = getting drunk in as many places that aren't Macalester as possible.

#1987 Macalester staff photographers be like: "WAIT! Can't take a photo yet without strategically-placed person of color!"

#1986 The Macalester language requirement can suck a bag of dicks

#1985 truth is, I only pretend that I hate you and give you a hard time because I can't stand to admit how happy you make me and need to hide how much I secretly want you...