#2024 I'm so hungover that my knee caps hurt...

#2023 I feel like Macalester isn't accepting of Teddy Bears. We may be small in numbers but we are big in heart... and own Dupre.

#2022 I'm not proud of this, but sometimes when I want to feel better about my life I remember that at the end of the day I'm still male, straight, cis, upper middle class, and highly educated. This always makes me feel better.

#2021 My grades from first year are putting a big toll on my overall GPA...I had a bunch of family issues after moving into college and overall dorm life was difficult to get used to. I never really talked to anyone about it but looking back, I really needed help. Now as a rising Senior, I feel that it's too late to talk about my grades from first year and how it inaccurately reflects my academic abilities. Who do I even turn to talk about that, now that I'm looking to applying for grad schools and my GPA is a hindrance?

#2020 Real confession: I know women do not like being catcalled (understatement, I know). Men shouldn't catcall women, or anyone else for that matter. I don't catcall and I know its wrong, but I've occasionally felt compulsive urges to catcall attractive women I see walking by. I can't explain why I feel compelled to do it (I stop myself, though it takes a lot of effort sometimes) but I do.

#2019 like srsly I just wanna bf who'll put aunt jemima on my no-no's n lick it off n spit in in ma mouth. is that too much to ask, like srsly I kno they're's sum1 out thr 4me.

#2018 I've actually really disliked my two "closest" friends all four years of college, and I know they feel the same way about me. Can't wait till the day we say goodbye. Forever.

#2017 Because I am a genius, I have ascertained that fish have gills. I do not have gills and therefore I cannot be a fish.