#2032 Tool for Springfest 2016

#2031 FIFA: Where's police brutality when you need it?

#2030 Does anyone know a place that does waxing near campus? I want to get a back/sack/crack done before moving out for the summer.

#2029 This basically sums up Macalester: http://imgur.com/BRbvo6V

#2028 I should just post this to my page, but I don't want the honor brigade (i.e. Mac's numerous social justice warriors) to come after me over this reasonable article written by a woman of color from a third world country in the most prominent left-wing magazine in America:
http://nation.com.pk/blogs/17-May-2015/death-to-infidels

#2027 I would suggest that as a rule, the more times you use the word "positionality" in your commencement address to your classmates, the worse it was,

#2026 I'm really worried that my grades from study abroad are going to fuck over my GPA. I did so much nothing this semester and really botched exams like I never have let myself do at Mac.

#2025 I graduated yesterday, and today I jerked off and came using spit and toilet water