#2040 That incredibly awkward moment when you wake up from a very steamy sex dream about one of your graduating classmates . . . . . made even a million times more awkward when you realize you're both the same major and are in the same senior seminar in the fall :/

#2039 According to the official website of FBI, "Domestic terrorism" means activities with the following three characteristics:
1. Involve acts dangerous to human life that violate federal or state law;
2. Appear intended (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination. or kidnapping; and
3. Occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the U.S.
Yet Dylan Roof is only investigated as a suspect of "hate crime"?!

#2038 I'm outraged by that complaint of a neighbor being "too gay" for Christians. Instead of praying the gay away, we need to gay the pray away.

#2037 Can Macalester get some outdoor basketball hoops? I like that shit.

#2036 I love Macalester.

#2035 Everyone knows that jet fuel can't melt steel beams. But what about chemtrails?

#2034 Fuck GradImages - No, I do not want to pay a ridiculous sum for a couple of half assed photos of me.

#2033 Introducing MacPoops. Push. Snap. Share.
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