Everyone needs to find better things to do with their time rather than tear down people on this confessions page. People are going to be more educated than other people about certain issues, and you people preaching what you know about privilege and all of that other shit need to chill out. It's embarrassing. I want to start seeing the confessions about the funny shit people have to say, and all the uplifting shoutouts people get on here! That is all. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

I had sex with my first Asian girl the other day. I am almost half way done with my tour of the many different ethnic groups of women in the world! Next stop, russia!

I've had an online sex slave for two years. It turned out to be my cousin. I think I have to move to Antarctica now.

for the people wanting to live vicariously through confessions: I most definitely had sex outside of the heights last semester. may or may not have been captured on security camera

I think we need to get back into confession mode - So I've got one, in order to pay the bills I have a job at a strip joint on the weekends. I'm to embarrassed to ever tell anyone, they would probably show up and THEN what would I do? I've already danced for a professor once. Never again if I can help it.

Hamline needs to get a another page similar to LikeaLittle like they used to have to allow people to anonymously chat and connect again...not sure what site they would use but just an idea

I can't help but be confused when I hear virgins describing how they want their first male partner to have a large penis. I mean, you want what you want and I don't judge, but wouldn't that be the one of the worst ways to lose your virginity because it would really hurt or tear? Just something I've been curious about.

How I know I know nothing about fashion: "Ha! That girl is wearing mom jeans. Kinda form fitting mom jean. Like one of those girls from Dazed and Confused. Holy shit she's got like superheroine legs and Carly Rae Jepsen hair. Why was I just teasing this babe in my head? think her name's Rachel?"