"i love my bf with all my heart and all of my friends are jealous and resentful because of it."

"I've always thought devan flaherty was cute, but since the page started I have developed a rather large crush on him. Devan, you are going to make some girl wildly happy one day. :) maybe one day I'll actually talk to you in person haha"

"My roommate just did a striptease for me. ow ow"

"I feel like I chose the wrong school."

"Whenever I leave Hamline for more than a few days, I am able to understand what people who leave cults feel like when they re-enter the real world. That's normal, right?"

"UNLESS YOU HAVE A TEST, SAY "NO" TO SOME HOMEWORK; SAY "YES" TO SOME SPRING BREAK."

"haley johnson :) hot damn"

"I'm the one who posted about the money, and I'm sort of responding to the 'poor baby, its hard being rich' and to people in general. We work our assess off for what we have, I'm tired of having to lie about having nice things so i can fit in. (or rather lack there of) If anyone so much as hears me say something that i worked my ass off for, they say "daddys money" or that I'm a spoiled bitch. #FUhaters."