"I kind of want someone to make me a mix cd. Do people still do that?"

"When i go home for the summer, I am going to be extremely lonely because all my amazing friends live here."

"Call me whatever, but I'd be interested in getting with a convincing trans girl. I'm a guy who mainly likes women, btw."

"So, not to toot my own horn, but my ass looks really hot in the new panties I bought yesterday. I only wish I had a single guy willing to look to give me a second, not-biased opinion;)"

"I still sleep with my baby blanket."

"This one weekend a girl that was completely smashed came up to me praising me for my performance in a basketball game this season. I decided to go along with it because she was hotter then a jalapeno. After a fun night at her house I decided to ditch before she woke up because I'm white, fat, and short... nothing close to what a basketball player that plays here looks like"

"I have a slight addiction to Chapstick and actually panic when I can't find it or I forget it. I like my lips smoooooth!"

"So my friend Bryan has the most amazing girlfriend. she keeps texting me.. and I think I'm falling for her.. I know I shouldn't but I am. I'll only hang out with her once."