"Is Ryan Welsh single? I think his bieber like hair is just sexy :)"

"I'm thinking about giving up, what should I do?"

"I miss the HU Burnbook."

"on my way to easter at my grandparents. hungover as fuck."

"I don't care if your Buddhist, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Wicca, Hindu, Satanist, Atheist or any other religion/belief. Happy Easter everyone go eat candy :)"

"I'm living proof that nobody wants a nice guy."

"I always roll my eyes when people compare Hamline to high school, or call it clique-y or dramatic. It's not. Life is dramatic. Drama is not exclusive to high school, nor is it related to maturity. I've attended another schools and honestly Hamline isn't that bad in comparison. All colleges have students that haven't matured beyond their high school days and act immature. You know there isn't any real drama on campus when the biggest drama are facebook pages and stupid viral video memes. People need to take a step back and breathe a bit."

"The fact that I know my relationship with my girl is better than yours >>>>>> and if you truly honestly think that you could possibly be happier than I am, then you have conquered all happiness in the world. Is that taking it too far? Well, then you aren't as happy as I am."