"Anyone want to play on an intramural soccer team??"

"Spent an hour yesterday being lectured about the Horror of my Bisexuality by my conservative aunt. Apparently it's ruining my life, I will never get a good job, and do I really want to put that on my facebook? Because anyone could see that you know. Also, is it the best idea to get another tattoo? In such a prominent place? Ohmygod, I wanted to scream."

"I'm not sure if I'm okay with the fact I didn't get a chance to read the HU burnbook before it got deleted... To those of you who read it, did I miss out on anything ultra juicy?"

"Kevin Novakovich's sister is gorgeous"

"Charlie Shafer is such a cutiee"

"Someone wrote their name on my white board..."Ashley K" where you at?"

"Charlie Miller - You like As I Lay Dying, I like As I Lay Dying. You got to see the show, I have to wait to see it or else go to Wooly's in Des Moines, Iowa to see it. You think we are different, I think we are not so different after all. So what are you waiting for? Give me a chance. I deserve it. "

"I really want to take Rachel Winter out on a date, or at least get to know her some."