"I'm a pretty conservative girl and many would call me a prude. Shoot, I'm proud that I respect myself enough to stay a virgin until I'm married... But when I do lose my virginity, I can tell I'll be a "lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets". I'm going to make my future husband very happy ;) This girl will be worth the wait"

"annie labrie looks gorgeous with any length of hair :) seriously though"

"My boyfriend is a Fireman and my ex is a Navy Seal. Also both of them can benchpress me. Beat that Hamline Ladies!"

"Country music makes me depressed. Even if it's a cheery song."

"No, Patrick, discussing what music you like or dislike is not a confession. (read that in a Squidward voice)"

"I am not an angry person but I get furious when people use the wrong form of there/their/they're, your/you're, and to/two/too! We go to "one of the most prestigious schools in Minnesota," we should understand this elementary concept."

"Allie Boynton is so pretty and seems like a really cool person. I would ask her out but I feel like she's out of my league :P"

"I'm the one trolling Joe Vetter."