"It pisses me off that a lot of girls on campus complain about guys not taking them out on dates and all that. Maybe the girls are just hanging out with, for lack of a better term, douchebags and the girls need to stop looking for a suitable man date at beer invested parties. Just a heads up ladies, we are out here. We are doing our part, you are just looking on the wrong side of campus."

"To my best friend:
I miss you. A lot. I know what I said to you. And I'm angry. Not angry that you didn't feel the same, but angry because you somehow thought that meant we couldn't be friends anymore. I hate seeing you everywhere. But mostly I hate that I even said anything. Maybe if I could have just kept my mouth shut, you would still have the balls to look me in the eyes."

"I've been looking in the mirror lately and notice how out of shape I am. so I've decided to get a member ship at a gym to get in shape and hopefully buff. The only thing I would like is for a girl to like me right now for the way I look, so i can know he likes me for m; because I can promise ill be eye candy in a year."

"I am soooo incredibly awkward around guys that I think are cute and every time I am around a guy that I like i am really embarrassing and fall all over the place. Last time I just tried to run and hide in the bathroom...ugh, my life!"

"I enjoy happy people. If you are a happy guy, who doesn't mind being silly, hit this shit up! :)"

"The votes were re-tallied. And bromance number one= Connor and Dedrek.
The rest=doesn't matter."

"seriously though, Cari Exarhos, soooo beautiful"

"Whats with all these people needing to see Stefon? He's mine so i'm seeing him first"