"Glenn Dworsky is a really nice guy. Does anyone else think so?"

"Abbey Erlanson, you're in my theology class and I saw you tonight at the guest speaker; I just wanna say hi and that you're really beautiful"

"Forrest Coughlin, you're probably the best looking guy at Hamline. Just don't let it go to you're head. I wish I knew you better; you seem super chill."

"Matt Coe hey"

"If you weren't so mean to people and talked about them behind their backs and said rude things then maybe people would like you better. You don't even live in Sorin, why you gotta be so mean to the people there? Treat people the way you want to be treated."

"Bowties ARE cool."

"The Beatles were not a terribly interesting band, but their fans were and still are an interesting phenomenon. I can only name religious fundamentalists as annoying (and as threatening) as Beatles fans and as persevering in sabotaging anyone who dares express an alternative opinion on their faith."

"There is this really cute guy that I saw walking the other day around campus. He is tall, has blonde hair, and I think is in the fraternity. Today I saw him walk through Anderson wearing a grey coat, with a few of his friends. The things that I would do to him."