"There is a person on campus who I see named Meetee Broh. I don't know who you are or how to pronounce your name, but all I hear in my head when I see things you have liked on this page is "meaty bro." I have a feeling this is wrong, but it also puts a smile on my face when I say it :)"

"When I die and go to hell I hope Satan smokes rezi out of my liver."

"I do not have anything to confess, thank you for your time"

"HI Abby Cyr"

"I am really curious about whether or not Hamline is worth the price. I have found many different statements about how the administration is unresponsive to student needs and how the school doesn't cater to the need of the students. Are these statements true? Is Hamline worth the price even with these flaws?"

"There was this girl at Starbucks on Friday afternoon with a green mac. She has killer eyes and I just want her to know that. I hope i run into her again"

"soooo....."

"If you have a Tumblr like this"