#11380 If every time you get drunk you end up crying about people you've met once in your life but for some dumbass reason you're "in love"... and you wonder why no one likes being around you when you're drunk... I can't help you. But I sure as hell will use my customer service voice and pretend that I give two shits and say, "How can I help you, today?" Also, I am much more dramatic when I'm sober than when I'm drunk. And now I'm pissed off and wanna start a fight with you. My sober rage is the most lethal rage... because it's all too well thought out... and it holds action with thought. But my drunk rage... is literally me staring off into space thinking how great it would to punch someone. But sober me will throw the punch. And I'm sober a lot. Bloody fucking hell...

#11379 does anyone else get a nosebleed whenever they orgasm?

#11378 my armpits look like the grand canyon

#11377 rappers over here like i sip leen and im here like chyah bro sip that vaseline.

#11376 Never did much protesting during my time at evergreen. My evergreen experience was all about getting hammered in A dorm, chain smoking cigarettes, and walking in the woods with a bongo on acid. Times were simple back then, what happened?

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#11374 The directors of the Han Solo spinoff have been fired. I hope this means there will be a Star Wars movie not directed by a white man.

#11373 saw a white man with a sign saying AM I NEXT? and I'm over here like no dude you aren't...