#86 I had to go #2 in epic proportions today and decided to use the ginormous toilet in the library single stall restroom. -you know the crapper that is big enough to take a bath in.

#85 Last year I moved in with someone who I thought would be an awesome friend. Then they stopped spending time with me and said they didn't have time to be my friend.
About a month after my roommate and I stopped talking, I had an old out of town friend come visit me. She got waaayy to drunk and got puke on my roommates bed. (we were in the dorms) The next morning, I made my roommates bed, with the puke left on the sheets. luckily my visiting friend puked up the same color of as the sheets xD

#84 god i don't miss the Greenery food at all. best part of being an upperclassman.

#83 why is nudity banned in the forest

#82 where is tay?!?!?!?!?

#80 ay yo i see you

There are so many hipsters here I feel like someone should make a spray to keep them away.

My roommate fears that her bond with her partner isn’t as strong as her relationship with her other partner, so she forced them both to attend a couple's workshop at the counseling center. Meanwhile, a new freshmen asked me to teach her how to shave her legs. I told her that's cultural socialization.