#13198 I try to be the best person I can be, so when I don't pay for parking the school ticket people won't find me!
Hey considering all the times I've broken the parking rules, I've only gotten a ticket twice.

#13197 Dogs or cats?

#13196 I think Islamic extremists should run the California Criminal Justice system. We will have no more long appeals process, no more long sentences. You fuck up, you get your hand or leg cut off, your teeth pulled out, an eye gouged, or if it's severe enough, you just get beheaded. Great way to save the state money.

#13195 How do you describe to a woman how it feels when you (a guy) gets hit in the balls?

#13194 My problem is that I have a thing for my professors. I've already had an affair with 2 professors during my 3 years at CSULA, but I'm attracted to married professors for some reason. For what it's worth, my mom had an affair while she was in college and I was the product of that relationship. Maybe it runs in our blood?

#13193 Why does a guy lose his man card if he buys a Prius? Does a guy lose his man card if he recycles, buys organic food, or believes in global warming? I thought my fellow liberals would back up the guy facing the Prius vs. truck dilemma.

#13192 I did it! I found the free IPAD that ASI gave away! I climbed to 7th floor of the North library! Inside was an entire cult of gumdrop infested LACHSA students that were worshipping the IPAD as a "HURR HURR WE DONT PAY TUTION HURR BUT USE PARKING HIURR". With my trusty overpriced ancient MATH 104A textbook, I fought the hordes, until I at last stood alone in victory, with the FREE IPAD in my hand. I look forward to my next quest! Perhaps I shall search for the fabled "free parking space" that lies miles beneath Salazar Hall-guarded by mutant dustballs and adderral infected students!

#13191 I swear, I hear so many complaints about this "free ASI Ipad". Is this the popular conspiracy at CSULA or something? They talk of ASI like they're illuminus lizard people. Like the way Republicans have a hardon for "Behghazi" conspiracy theories.