#13478 I farted on Santa's lap when I was a kid...

#13477 If you see someone on Tinder that you use to hook up with... Do you swipe right or left?

#13476 Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good while you're doing it, but in the end you just fucked yourself.

#13475 Totally walked in on a blowjob in my dorm living room... They didn't even see or hear me and I was there for a good 15 seconds.

#13474 Fed up with how few people treat some of the confessions on here from people sincerely seeking advice, with genuineness. If you comment on a miserable person's status with a cynical comment, racist meme, or bad joke, for instance, you only seem to perpetuate that this school has some callous people. Have a heart, help someone out if they need it.

#13473 Can people please get off their high horses and stop judging those of us that think money, and a job that has a high AVERAGE pay (like pharmacy or engineering) is more important than other factors? We still have hobbies, it's just we have different definitions of happiness. Personally, I'll be happier knowing I won't have to worry about affording something, and giving my kids and my parents everything they want than pursuing another degree that would make my job more enjoyable (maybe).

I know that there are people that have made so much more being outside the medical field, but realistically, what percent of people end up as them, and what percent ends up needing side jobs? I'm not saying everyone will have a difficult time not in a certain field, but it's just a fear that people like me have. We want stability, as much as possible, more than anything else

#13472 I'd like to have sex with a transsexual female one day. Hidden desires I suppose.

#13471 Ran out of toilet paper, goodbye socks!