#13486 I'm positive that my roommates boyfriend has seen me naked multiple times... It's not my fault she leaves the room with him still on Skype without telling me.

#13485 Im trying to get myself pregnant. my boyfriend has no idea that im not taking my birth control. my period is suppose to be next week.. but i really hope it never comes.

#13484 I walked into class and there was a guy with a live 12 foot boa constrictor (I guess as part of a demonstration for the previous class). I then saw him put the entire 12 foot snake in his backpack and walk out. Every time I see people on campus now I think to myself, "There could be a snake in that backpack".

#13483 I have a close friend who I'd love to just have sex with... I think it's the excitement of getting a gay guy to sleep with me.

#13482 What are the best Mexican restaurants in the area?

#13481 If you post way too many ads for something around campus, I will make an effort to rip them off and recycle them. Don't be a fucking dick; post a reasonable amount of ads.

#13480 I've been eating super healthy lately, balanced my fat, carbs, and protein and eliminated processed foods wherever possible. While not intentional, the diet is gluten free as there aren't any wheat products, doesn't matter as I don't have celiacs disease though. It's mostly chicken and quinoa, brown rice, spinach, carrots, and broccoli. There's oats, yoghurt and berries, citrus, and bananas... even walnuts, flaxseed, and whey protein...

BUT I WANT JUNK FOOD!!! SO BAD!!! I WANT TO DRINK A BIG GULP WITH NO ICE, ICE CREAM AND CHOCOLATE, NOT DARK, THE UNHEALTHY KIND WITH OVER 20 INGREDIENTS THAT YOU SQUIRT FROM A BOTTLE!!! I WANT A CROISSANT COVERED WITH MAYONNAISE AND BUTTER, AND FUCK IT PUT SOME SUGAR ON THAT BITCH. THEN BRING ON A STEAK, SLATHERED WITH FRIES AND GREASE, AND A BEER OR THREE. THEN YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?!!! GONNA GO DOWN TO MCDONALDS'S AND ORDER THE FUCKING MENU!!!!

On the bright side, this diet is stupid cheap, less than $60 bucks per week for complete nutrition... also, losing weight and building muscle.

#13479 holding in farts while sitting next to your crush is the freaking worst. #legshuffle