#13510 How do I get my guy friend to look at me "in that way"? I'm pretty sure he just thinks I'm super chill right now. But I want something more! What do I talk to him about? Sex? What do I wear the next time I see him? Something flattering? Should I tell him how I feel?! HELP!!!

#13509 So if Women don't respond to you on Facebook are your chances slim to none?

#13508 I'm at the point in the quarter that I'm crying in public and don't even try to hide it. When I realized I didn't have a tissue I strongly considered using the tampon in my backpack. New Low.

#13507 In regards to Ferguson, MO - one nigger down on the chalkboard. Who will be next?

#13506 Wuz da easiest way fo a nigga to get laid on dis campus?

#13505 I can hear my roommate plowing in the next room. Sounds like they're both enjoy it.

#13504 So... Ferguson... Now what? What am I supposed to do? All my FB friends keep posting shit. That's cool. I'm not saying to stop, I just want to know what you want from me now. We are all well aware. Also, stop calling the dude a kid. He was like 6'4 300lbs. His death was instant karma for the robbery he committed.

And yes I do know that his death and robbery were entirely different events. I'm thinking we should make all cops black to prevent the black card being played ever again.

This is a confession. So let me be honest and say that the greatest threat against blacks are other blacks. Cops are human too. They fuck up sometimes. Maybe no one should be a cop since there is so much responsibility. #FeministForLife

#13503 Does anyone else thinks that the Chinese girl with short hair regulating in the computer lab in engineering is annoying? She's all up in everyones business like no tomorrow. I know your doing your job by telling people not to eat or drink but if your food is by your backpack and your not even touching it why make a scene to throw it away. I vote for her to get replaced by an understanding person. The other people there are doing a good job keeping the lab clean without nagging at people. This is not high school anymore -_-