#13542 I have now officially toked up in every residence hall on this campus.

#13541 I just took a shit so vile it could have been the optional boss in a Final Fantasy game.

#13540 So, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. And to repay him, I decided to make him a nice breakfast when he last slept over. Pancakes and toast. And with the toast, I smothered some of my monthly on it with some strawberry jam. The best part is I kept a straight face when he commented that the jam tasted funny! xD

#13539 I posted on craigslist to get laid, I feel like I've hit rock bottom man...

#13538 Whatever happened to that guy Hamoon on campus? I thought he was cute, although I have a feeling he's gay. I haven't seen him on campus the past few months. Anyone know if he graduated? :(

#13537 I like to confess about girls who look overweight but are beautiful and why they are beautiful so that they feel better about themselves. Every girl has beauty in her and I want these girls to know they are beautiful no matter what and no one can take that away from them.

#13536 I have an addiction to fast food and I see no end in sight. I feel like I am drowning in a sea of big macs. What should I do?

#13535 To help me concentrate on my homework, I play a Youtube video of my teacher giving a lecture, because having her sexy voice in the background helps me focus better :S