#13550 I swear to god sometimes I feel like I could shit out better wifi than what this school has..

#13549 Whenever I comment on here, I secretly hope that my comment is the most liked comment & get mad when someone else's comment has more likes. So far I've only had one comment that was liked the most, but the rest of that day was magical.

#13548 I love skiing more than I love my profession. And yes, I'm referring to the skiing I do with my nose.

#13547 Women spend over 4 years (total ) of their lives menstruating.

#13546 i have two classes with a girl named Traygena this quarter. These past three months or so, I've been prepping myself to talk to her. shes probably the most beautiful girl i have ever seen and even though I've never talked to her i can tell that i like her a lot. when i finally got the courage to talk to her she started talking to a guy, who has the same two classes. it sickens me to see them sit together and talk. they obviously like each other and hes constantly smiling at her. i wish i would have had the chance with her because i honestly think i may be in love with her. oh yeah, i forgot to mention... i'm a girl.

#13545 I'm so lonely at this damn school. Why is no one friendly!!!!!

#13544 Sometimes when I take a really big shit I don't flush just so other people can admire my masterpiece.

#13543 Sometimes...I shit in the shower so I can look at it...