#13670 Military men get me really wet and horny. Flaunt your uniform and my golden pussy is yours.

#13669 My roommate refuses to clean or contribute anything to the bathroom we share. So I took my shower curtain, bath matt, and waste basket back and am waiting to report her for water damage. Go buy your own supplies, you lazy whore.

#13668 I'm addicted to shaving every hair on my body.

#13667 I enjoy pissing in people's gas tanks.

#13666 Is it just me or does it seem like there are way less busses this year than last? I used to wait maybe 5-10 mins at a bus stop and now i find myself waiting 15-25 minutes. This is fucking ridiculous!

#13665 When a girl says "When I have kids..." instead of "If I have kids..." it's a huge turn on for me

#13664 Met this chill girl in class, got her number, hung out a few times. Told her my intentions of wanting to be more than friends, we hook up... and I come to find out I'm the rebound haha. Fuck the friendzone, peace bitch.

#13663 I haven't told this to anyone and feeling like i need to let it out somehow.. i recently almost drove off a cliff to end my life. i had to pull the emergency break to stop myself, and would have never thought i would actually attempt it. life to me really isn't worth living anymore. ive been to counseling, done everything but nothing is enough. i just dont know what to do..