#13678 When you like a girl but you can't date her due to circumstance and you realize that only 1 in 500 girls are like her. #4everalone

#13677 Okay, so I'm an agnostic, and I am horrified by other agnostic/atheists who disrespect religion. You guys give us a bad name. I understand all of the atheist arguments against organized religion. I agree with most of them. But I have met some of the nicest religious people and some anti-religious douche bags. You don't have to respect the hateful literature of the Bible like Leviticus, or extremist groups like ISIS. Hell no (no pun intended). But you SHOULD respect faith and positivity and spirituality and people's right to express that even if you don't agree. As long as faith is kept out of government and to thyself, why the fuck should it matter? Get off your high horse atheists. You're just as bad as the evangelicals who tell me it's wrong to eat dick.

#13676 One time I put a banana in my pants and went to the club to get some ass. I accidentally passed out because the banana cut off circulation to my penis. Awkwardest story to explain to the paramedic but I'm pretty sure he was into me because he kept grabbing my ass as I faded in and out.

#13675 My roommate and I have a new secret pact to sleep with freshman before we graduate. We're senior girls. And we have NO idea where to pick up freshman boys. Although we thought about becoming tour guides for orientation. Is that a good idea?

#13674 soooo..... to be frank I was downtown and, I met a guy at a bar(roughly a month ago). He seamed like a good guy. Was working his career, had his own house, a good head on his shoulders, clearly the ambitious/motivated type. So you know how that goes he bumped into me says a funny comment then buys me a drink. So me being me I decided to return the favor without him knowing; which to my surprise, baffled him which then baffled me. So blah blha blah I left the bar shortly after and we exchanged numbers before I left. We hung out a few times after that night. I had se with him one of those times... The last time we hung out I was not feeling good he was cute about it left me a bag of get better things and a note at my door. Then he texted me and told me to check my door. I was like oh shit Im feeling like ass and do not wanna see anyone. To my surprise he wasn't there and I found the bag. blah blah blah he asked if he could stop by about 3 days later and he had a gift for me a book which we previously discussed authors. So I was feeling a bit better and said sure. I ended up falling asleep and he had to work. To my surprise I woke up too the book he was talking about with a note inside. Too my furious next surprise there was a Book or mormons directly underneath the book we had talked about before. The book had a note written inside of it as well talking about God. I'm a spiritualist and this kinda crossed bound ryes. I respect all religion and what not but this is literally the second fucking bible given to me; furthmore, this time it was someone trying to convert me. Who gives someone a Book of Mormons after they have sex?!?! WTF

#13673 Where can I jack off if my roommate never leaves the apartment ever

#13672 Let's be frank. I'm a lesbian. However, I'm in love with a best friend's boyfriend. Wtf?

#13671 I'm in love with my roommate's brother.... and yes, I do watch you shower.