Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:18 AM
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#13742 I just found out my now ex-girlfriend is bulimic, after she puked up the Thanksgiving dinner I cooked her. Basically, I told her she has serious mental problems and that I don't want to talk to her again until she gets her shit straightened out. Sucks for her, since I made her walk home (it was only 4 miles).
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:17 AM
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#13741 I'm going to eat like a pig and I don't care. I'm gonna eat like a gal should and and just get FUCKEN fat. Aka I'm drunk f-it
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:17 AM
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#13740 So I decided to smoke weed before Thanksgiving dinner, It is apparent that I have now built up enough body fat to last me the winter
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:16 AM
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#13739 I am sorry I farted, I had to let it go cause I couldn't hold it back anymore.
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:16 AM
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#13738 Thanksgiving meals are unhealthy.
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:16 AM
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#13737 'm trying to quit smoking again, and it makes me hate life.
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:15 AM
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#13736 Made out with a guy one night( a guy I have known for awhile) and almost went home with when I remembered that I was the driver and my friend was still at the bar so I went back. About a month later I texted him and said we should hang out. He never responded back. I'm bummed. I really like him and all my friends say he would be great for me. Do I have a shot?
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:15 AM
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#13735 So I slept with this guy last night and I told him to pull my hair he decided to basically hold it up after a few hours a sleep we went at it again and he asked if we could do doggy style again and if he could pull my hair and I said yes. I think he had a littke anger in him cause my head is s little sore from all the pulling. It was totally worth it some of the best sex of my life.