Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:22 AM
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#13750 When everyone is pure gold, no one is.
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:21 AM
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#13749 I lost my little toe in a bar fight and couldn't get it back on. Now I'm afraid girls won't think I'm sexy:(
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:21 AM
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#13748 A girl in my biology class today smelled like a hot tuna fish sandwich when she opened up her legs. Now I'm hungry.
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:21 AM
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#13747 All I want for Christmas is a girl who snowboards, listens to Grateful Dead, and knows how to get down. Is that too much to ask for?
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:20 AM
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#13746 I really like this guy and want to ask him out, but as a chick I never did the asking. How should I go about this?
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:20 AM
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#13745 I sometimes wish I could smuggle meth in my neighbors' room and tell the police so they can get kicked out. Tired of living next to whining babies that sit home all day.
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:19 AM
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#13744 Can you guess when was the last time I posted a confession?
Saturday, 29 November 2014 02:19 AM
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#13743 I am a FWB to an NFL cheerleader