#12942 That moment when you lean too far forward while wiping your ass and the automatic toilet flush goes off, is comparable to an anti-gravity hurricane of shit and toilet water concentrated on your undercarriage. I didn't like it the first time, nor the second...

#12941 WTH is Tinder?

#12940 Guess this isn't really a confession, but more of a question....how should I go about asking the guy I've been staying with for a few days what we are without sounding too clingy or needy? We had 4 straight hours of sex, but I still don't know how he feels.

Just set my fire alarm off in my apartment because of my friend Jack Daniels. Fuck!

I'm in love with my ex... And I fucken hate it

I want you back, but all you do is hurt me. So I guess I just have to move on bitch ass nigga...

Few things parallel to the realization you're about to graduate with the wrong degree. There are few worse feelings than realizing your true passions at the end of your last quarter.

So, I'm studying computer science, and I like computers, but I also have a passion for music, and I'm not really sure what I want to do with my life, I imagine that I would be happier making music, but that it is pretty impractical to try and make a living being a musician.