#12950 I go ass to mouth on the first date.

#12949 Recently started going to the gym, that being said, I can't lift a lot. Are girls secretly laughing at me? Do they notice? Do they care?

#12948 I'm a genius. But you know what they say about genius and insanity. I can talk to you about the nature of the universe and reality, about mathematics the sciences, the arts, even show you more than a thing or two about each while giving you a lesson in a language of your choosing. I could prattle on about history or politics or business or the military or how experimental spacecraft engines work. It's not a bluff it's all there. Literature, theology, philosophy, music, psychology, pick one! Or all! Come on, I'm waiting! Are you intimidated? Impressed? Concerned? Filled with contempt or spite in your misguided assessment that I have some sort of ego? Ask me a question and I can almost guarantee I have an answer of some kind. Even if I know nothing about what you want to talk about I can make it sound like I do. It's not who I am though, knowledge doesn't make a person. These things aren't practical and it certainly doesn't make me superior. They're party tricks. They're convenient useless tools that give you the impression that I'm not completely broken. I'll do you a favor though. Ask me this: how do you feel? Feel? Yes, how do you feel? My answers are limited to hungry, tired, horny, or bored. Right now I'm tired. But mostly I'd say I'm bored. Feel, though. Happy, sad, angry, jealous, lonely, spiteful? Nothing? Really? You know that guy you see around who just kinda blends in? That guy that makes wise cracks in a class he's barely passing that he could easily school the teacher in? He's bored. He's tired. He's a barely functioning alcoholic looking for an excuse to step in front of a bus. He may seem narcissistic. He may even have the looks to be exactly that. But it's only because he hates who he is. He may rub off as an arrogant prick but he's only waiting for the right people to muscle through the exterior. This isn't a story about me though. Ok it includes me but this is about those people. You know, the ones who are kinda funny. Kinda smart. Kind of a dick. Those are the ones that fall through the cracks. The ones you forget about after highschool until you pick up the obituary or scroll the newsfeed to see a little article about them. So I've got an idea. Most people probably gave up around the third sentence but alas for those who have made it, this is for you. If anyone like that comes to mind, shoot them a message. Something. Get them talking, catch up. Trust me. They're the ones that are worth it. Truly.

#12947 Just a friendly shout out to all the gentlemen out there that realize the fun is over if there isn't a condom. I love you. And will love you... as soon as there is a condom!

#12946 so angry that i chose to live in the dorms another year.both my neighbors are the definition of disrespectful. always playing music, having sex,and watching movies til 5 in the morning. no matter how many times i ask them to be quiet, they obviously don't understand. and the RAs doN't do jack shit. sometimes they are the ones having sex with my neighbors. FML

#12945 STOP WITH THE FUCKEN RACIST SHIT YOU INBRED WHITE TRASH FUCK!!!!!

#12944 Last night my roommate and her boyfriend got home from celebrating their 1 year anniversary, as they're walking into her room I hear her say "turn on some cops, get naked. I'll be back."

#12943 I worked my ass off for a few years to be able to buy my car, so when I wash it at the end of the week it really pains me to find dings on my doors, especially when I always make sure to be centered in a parking space. Everyone needs to become a little more considerate of other people's things.